This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

ID	019954fb-77ee-72e6-9c3f-a331925b8434
Game	019954fb-77f7-70b5-943d-5963326d89ed This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Store	Steam
Store Game Id	app/3811890
Processed Title	This Is Why We Don't Play Golf This Is Why We Don't Play Golf AR,AU,BR,CA,CN,FR,GB,ID,IN,JP,KR,NZ,PH,PL,TR,TW,US
Title	This Is Why We Don't Play Golf AR,AU,BR,CA,CN,FR,GB,ID,IN,JP,KR,NZ,PH,PL,TR,TW,US
DLC Parent	None
Developers	Hmph. Studios
Publishers	Hmph. Studios
Type	game
Mature	No
Has achievements	Yes
Has trading cards	No
Is early access	No
Is coming soon	No
Platforms	Windows (1)
DRM
Release date	16 Dec 2025, 19:50:46 AR,AU,BR,CA,CN,FR,GB,ID,IN,JP,KR,NZ,PH,PL,TR,TW,US

Steam

Tags	Perma Death, Mini Golf, Adventure, Difficult, Casual, Action, Psychological Horror, Multiplayer, Dark Humor, Indie, Physics, Horror, Platformer, Survival Horror, Online Co-Op, 2D Platformer, Singleplayer, Controller, Co-op, 2D
Reviews	100% positive of 7 N/A
Child entries	Hmph. Games bundle/65881 This Is Why We Don't Play Golf sub/1340774

Assets

Assets ID		2cf98c62ffcf8d9567b59a95ada56851 AR,AU,BR,CA,CN,FR,GB,ID,IN,JP,KR,NZ,PH,PL,TR,TW,US
BoxArt 1	600x900
BoxArt 1	300x450
Banner 2	616x353
Banner 2	460x215
Banner 2	231x87
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Product History

30 Jan 2026, 02:42 AR		{ "drm": null, "type": 1, "title": "This Is Why We Don't Play Golf", "assets": "2cf98c62ffcf8d9567b59a95ada56851", "regions": "AR", "isMature": false, "preOrder": false, "rawTitle": "This Is Why We Don't Play Golf", "platforms": 1, "relations": [], "developers": [ "Hmph. Studios" ], "publishers": [ "Hmph. Studios" ], "earlyAccess": false, "releaseDate": "Tue, 16 Dec 2025 19:50:46 +0100", "achievements": true, "tradingCards": false }
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30 Jan 2026, 02:37 PL		{ "drm": null, "type": 1, "title": "This Is Why We Don't Play Golf", "assets": "2cf98c62ffcf8d9567b59a95ada56851", "regions": "PL", "isMature": false, "preOrder": false, "rawTitle": "This Is Why We Don't Play Golf", "platforms": 1, "relations": [], "developers": [ "Hmph. Studios" ], "publishers": [ "Hmph. Studios" ], "earlyAccess": false, "releaseDate": "Tue, 16 Dec 2025 19:50:46 +0100", "achievements": true, "tradingCards": false }
16 Dec 2025, 20:03 IN		{ "drm": null, "type": 1, "title": "This Is Why We Don't Play Golf", "assets": "2cf98c62ffcf8d9567b59a95ada56851", "regions": "IN", "isMature": false, "preOrder": false, "rawTitle": "This Is Why We Don't Play Golf", "platforms": 1, "relations": [], "developers": [ "Hmph. Studios" ], "publishers": [ "Hmph. Studios" ], "earlyAccess": false, "releaseDate": "Tue, 16 Dec 2025 19:50:46 +0100", "achievements": true, "tradingCards": false }
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28 Nov 2025, 14:03 US		{ "drm": null, "type": 1, "title": "This Is Why We Don't Play Golf", "assets": "2cf98c62ffcf8d9567b59a95ada56851", "regions": "US", "isMature": false, "preOrder": true, "rawTitle": "This Is Why We Don't Play Golf", "platforms": 1, "relations": [], "developers": [ "Hmph. Studios" ], "publishers": [ "Hmph. Studios" ], "earlyAccess": false, "releaseDate": "Tue, 16 Dec 2025 20:00:00 +0100", "achievements": true, "tradingCards": false }
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