Welcome to your new dream job! Your task? Super simple: Just don’t press the red button.
Sounds easy, right? Well... it would be if it weren’t for that annoying voice constantly yapping in your ear. Imagine Clippy from the 2000s had too much coffee, a podcast mic, and zero chill.
Explore the many ridiculous ways this “simple” game can end - there are more endings than you’ll have reasons to distrust that button.