Anti-Jump-Man

After making contact with the powerful device known as the Bridge Gun, Zarfsón Killiaw III, the hero of our story (maybe), realizes that his purpose in life is to escape the nightmare world he's been living in. Will he make it out alive? Or will he fall into a pit of lava and DIE- I mean... be defeated? Find out by playing through this unforgettable interactive action adventure designed to BLOW YOU AWAY WITH A metaphorical 9MM HANDGUN of ground-breaking video-game-play! Anti-Jump-Man is an abstract experimental platformer where the main character sucks at jumping (good luck trying to beat it if it didn't have some sort of gimmick to it, ha!). I would keep on describing what the game is like in here, but Anti-Jump-Man is a game that speaks for itself. And besides, data shows most players don't even bother with reading this description, so congratulations for doing so! You are special and one of a kind!