Better Off Dead - Life as a Prison Guard

Story driven first-person comedy-thriller where you are tasked with guarding a small prison for 7 days. Eat to get yourself energized and ready for the day. Inspect the prisoners for any contraband items. Monitor the prisoners so they don't start any fights. Take the prisoners on in hand-to-hand combat when things get out of hand. Cook the prisoners delicious meals so they don't starve to death. Regain your memory and discover what happened to you.