CRACKPOT DESPOT: TRUMP WARFARE

Your mission is to help Don Flan make it across the border to reunite with his family after being forcibly separated from them under Trump's disastrous new immigration policy! Getting over the Wall won't be easy though... To aid him in his journey he has constructed a make-shift hot air balloon powered by his very own farts! But that won't be enough to avoid all of the obstacles and defenses he'll encounter. Luckily, he's got Montezuma's Bazooka which allows him to fire a steady supply of rancid burritos at all those who would stand in his way. And there's plenty who will try...