Holy Crap! I'm Out of Paper! : The In-Law Survival Guide

Tonight, you're meeting your partner's parents for the first time - at the fanciest restaurant in town. You've rehearsed your greetings. You've ironed your shirt. You even memorized their dog's name. But right now, none of that matters. Because you're locked in the restaurant bathroom, pants around your ankles, staring at an empty toilet paper roll. Your future mother-in-law just texted: "We're here! Where are you? :)" Your phone is at 4%. The clock is ticking. A text-based survival comedy where you're trapped in a fancy restaurant bathroom - minutes before the most important dinner of your life. 25 catastrophic endings. All of them your fault.