Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelike. Try to claim the divine pasture while picking up items along the way to improve your build! But be careful: every player's run is recorded, and you'll be playing against the ghosts of every run attempted in the same day, including your own! With a new randomly generated map every day, and all sort of aMOOsing items to play with, what are you WHEYting for?