Hedgie Simulator

Trapped within the offices of a large hedge fund called Sipadel Finance. It's your job to take a sip and make the apes dip. Hedgie simulator is joke perspective of how hedge funds operate. As the player, you work as a hedge fund manager trying to make the big bucks using whatever method you can to win. Using traditional methods of buying and selling, shorting and of course the legendary Naked Shorting options you can manipulate the market as you strife forward trying make the GameShop GME stocks value hit 0. However you should be weary, strange noises have been heard within in the offices. The sounds of Ooga and the Booga. They say Apes are on the loose shouting words like diamond hands and HODL.