The Holy Gosh Darn

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The Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. You play the angel Cassiel, who must prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning Heaven, which is really annoying because that's where you live Discovering the existence of the Holy Gosh Darn, a mysterious artefact created by God thousands of years ago, you must strap on your time- travelling watch and set about hopping between the past, present and future meeting a cast of ridiculous characters across dynamically changing locations in a bid to uncover the secret to life, universe and... well, everything. It's a laugh-out-loud action adventure spanning multiple time periods and genres, which will answer all of life's most enduring questions, such as why time travel makes you barf; why only angels get to swear and why skipping dialogue is totally fine when you've only six hours to save Heaven. Expect outrageous humour, inventive puzzles and laugh-out-loud set pieces with Metroidvania-style progression all expertly crafted by Perfectly Paranormal, the team behind Manuel Samuel and Helheim Hassle.
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Release date:26 Sep 2024
Last update:13 Oct 2025 (on Steam, public branch)
Developers: Perfectly Paranormal, Perfectly Paranormal AS
Publishers: Yogscast Games, Perfectly Paranormal
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