Don't Wake Me Up

You're trapped in a malfunctioning virtual reality with no memories. No memories, except of every video game you've ever played. Jack into a wild night in a virtual world you'll never remember. Armed with puns, pop culture, and a sharp dose of sarcasm, can you muddle your way through levels of satirical video game pastiches, back to reality? Adventure through virtual worlds alongside a delusional gamer, an actual emo vampire (who really wishes he wasn't an emo vampire), a poet from outer space, and a dashing princess in shining armor, among others! And perhaps, just perhaps, learn a bit too much about the kind of person you are when the real world isn't watching.