Beat This Game To See Hot Lady

For you are about to embark on a journey like no other. A journey to Beat This Game To See Hot Lady. To Beat This Game To See Hot Lady, you must use your psychic orbs and incredible movement to overcome a wide variety of obstacles, from defeating evil skeletons to parkour to tennis to other stuff I don't feel like writing out right now. But you only have FIVE MINUTES (that's not that long!) to get to the end and kill the president. Can you make it in time to see your very own hot lady? Or will you fall like those before you?